What is a good comeback for when someone calls you flat?

“I don’t plan on rubbing my tits on ur pussy, lmfao” [for girls]

“Thank god, im not ur ideal type, that wud be much worse” [unisex]

“At least they’re not as huge as yours. Yours r sagging.” [works on boys af]

Why do some men want to have anal sex with women?

“Did u think abt me all night to figure that out?”

-mwahh

“Man, i think ur dick’s short, pretty much of a dissapointment, don’t u think?”

Was Jimmy Carter a good President of the United States?

Anyways, girl, ik u can be pretty insecure cuz im a “idgaf” but it still hurts wen guys tell me that. So please stay strong and dw. Its okay, bc sexualising urself jus for others who don’t gv a DAMN abt u is WAY MORE WORSE than eating dung. Remember ur the only person in the world, who can love u, through n through wen no-one’s around. Seems like an easy thing to say but a hard thing to do, so don’t overstep ur boundaries bbgg<3

“WHy? U tryna get urself raped with those things on ur chest?”

I was thinking of this, bc its mostly boys who say such mean things. Ik it hurts even when we know, we shouldn’t care. I usually wear baggy clothes and i’m a bit thin for an athlete. So ppl usually think my cherries r small, wen they r actually medium for my body size. Coming back to this:

How do you confront your own family for not inviting you or leaving you out of things?

“Why do u care sm if i got big boobs or not?”

“I don’t plan on sleeping with u, so mind ur own business”

“I don’t remember sleeping with u??”

Can you show pictures of your penis, big or small?

“Got urs transplanted??” [unisex]